Fukube Satoshi: Well, Houtarou’s deduction today was quite something, wasn’t it? No normal person could arrive at the reason why Omichi made a mistake.
Oreki Houtarou: Is that so? I thought it something anyone would notice.
Chitanda Eru: But I really think that Oreki-san is amazing.
Ibara Mayaka: Chii-chan, it’ll get to his head, so it’s better not to praise him, I say. Anyway, Fuku-chan, are we reaching that shop yet?
Satoshi: Ha? Heh, we’re almost there. Oh?
Chitanda: That’s it, right? “Kamiyama Sandwich Opening Fair – 100 yen each” is written there.
Satoshi: Today’s the final day. I thought we should at least try it once.
Oreki: For that reason, you brought along the whole Classics Club?
Store clerk: Thank you very much.
Mayaka: Hey, Fuku-chan. This shop’s kind of……
Satoshi: It’s totally empty. Heh.
Oreki: Isn’t it just how it is sometimes?
Satoshi: Well, anyway, let’s eat.
(Everyone starts eating)
(Satoshi groans, and Mayaka coughs)
Chitanda: What’s the problem, everyone?
Oreki: Argh! This is painful.
Satoshi: Uhh…… There’s some weird smell coming from it. It’s also really dry inside, and it’s just impossible to eat. Pass, pass!
Mayaka: You’re throwing it away?
Satoshi: Sorry, but I can’t do it.
(Satoshi throws the sandwich into the bin)
Mayaka: He threw it away……
Satoshi: Uwah!!! Um, what is it, Chitanda-san?
Chitanda: What did you just do?! You threw it away, right?! You threw it in the bin even though you’ve only taken a bite!
Satoshi: Well, it’s a waste, but that’s just impossible for me.
Chitanda: Nope! I said so earlier, right? I get angry when I see people wasting food. This is exactly what it is. Why did you do it? Are you an idiot? You want to die?!
Mayaka: C-Chii-chan, that’s one of the deadly sins.
Oreki: Wrath, I believe.
Chitanda: Ahh, is it? Sorry, Fukube-san.
Satoshi: No, it’s fine.
Chitanda: In any case, it’s a fact that this is wasteful. Everyone, if you’re not eating your sandwich, I’ll eat them all. Oreki-san, Mayaka-san, please hand me the sandwiches.
(Oreki and Mayaka give their sandwiches to Chitanda)
Chitanda Fukube-san’s sandwich should be fine if we recover it immediately, by the thirty-second rule!
(Chitanda starts digging through the trash can)
Mayaka: Chii-chan! That’s also one of the deadly sins!
Oreki: Greed, I think.
Chitanda: I don’t care! Well, I’ll start eating!
(Chitanda starts eating the sandwiches)
Satoshi: She’s binge eating them!
Mayaka: Another deadly sin!
Oreki: Gluttony, huh.
Chitanda: Ah! I finished eating!
Oreki: I can’t believe you managed to eat those disgusting sandwiches well.
Satoshi: So it’s possible for Chitanda-san……
Chitanda: No, it was difficult.
Chitanda: The bread had a bad texture, and the ingredients were haphazard. In the first place, the food wasn’t prepared well. I could make a sandwich a hundred times better with the same ingredients. Well, that’s impossible for the amateurs there.
Mayaka: That’s another deadly sin……
Oreki: Pride, right?
Satoshi: I mean, your character’s all weird. You alright, Chitanda-san?!
Chitanda: Yeah, I’m fine, aren’t I?
Satoshi: What’s with that sloven attitude?
Chitanda: I mean, who cares. About character and whatever. I don’t want anything troublesome. If I do not have to do it, I will not do it.
Mayaka: Another deadly sin?!
Mayaka: Chii-chan’s broken! Fuku-chan, what do we do?
(Mayaka hits Satoshi)
Satoshi: Ow! It’s fine, Mayaka. (Mayaka hits Satoshi again) Ow, it hurts! Anyway, stop clinging onto my arm!
Mayaka: But, but……
Chitanda: Ahhh! Mayaka-san! Taking advantage of the confusion to cling onto Fukube-san! Trying to make us jealous, you two?! Trying to make us feel happy for you? Like it’s a self-sacrifice?!
Oreki: What is it now?
Chitanda: Well, you know what they say. Riajuu, you should just explode!1 Yes, please explode forever! Hmph!
Mayaka: This deadly sin is……
Oreki: Yeah. Envy.
Satoshi: Huh! That means that the one remaining sin is……
Mayaka: Chii-chan has become lewd!
Chitanda: It has suddenly become hot here. Can I take off my clothes for a while?
Oreki: Hey, wait a minute! Why is Ibara happy here?!
Satoshi: But Houtarou, this is amazing! Chitanda-san’s sluggish body is drooping on Mayaka!
Mayaka: Hooh! This is like a reward!
Satoshi: It is?!
Mayaka: Yup. To each his own.
Chitanda: Mayaka-san, let us exchange promises in our sleep2. Ohh! We could do it under our armpits, or with our calves.
Mayaka: Buhh!! Hehe, anything you say.
Satoshi: Please return to your senses, Chitanda-san!!!
Oreki: What’s going on? This is terrible in so many ways.